July 04, 2006
you'll never walk alone
last week, a group of us decided to write a book. a book for people struggling on to stay competitive in the rat race. more specifically, a book for people stuck in institutes commonly and affectionately known as Junior Colleges.inspired by this,
we put our thick wads of notes aside for a while, and came up with something marvellous.
this wisely devised and carefully thought out book provides yu a sure-fire way to get your straight As for the A levels. i recommend the newest addition to the dummies family - the "Passing Exams for Dummies" book
inside, yu'll be supplied with a seemingly endless list of study tips, different sets of study techniques for different examinations (determined by the importance and influence of the exams), some exam cheats, and everything else required to secure your distinctions.wonderful, isn't it?
just a little trivia :
turn to page 78, and yu'll see a bold "Chapter 3, The Mid-Years" staring back at yu. read on and yu'll find a subtitle bearing the words, "The Mid-Years, when you're not prepared."
under this small sub-point, yu will soon discover yourself getting one step closer to seeing the light of finding reasons, valid enough to excuse yu from the exams.
Lexy was our main source of inspiration in this field of ludicrousness and absurdity, obviously. after all, he might have been the one who wrote this :
so anyway, first up, we have a foolproof way to have yourself barred from the particular exam with absolutely acceptable reasons - that is, to bring your not-in-silent-mode phone into the exam venue and allow it to ring loudly and clearly in all its glory and honour. the eyes of approximately 2356 people will be fixed on yu for a short while until a burly teacher comes your way and invites yu to the principal's office.
this move is highly recommended for attention seekers - especially useful if yu enjoy basking in the limelight.
after a careful process of thinking, i realised the following ways to avoid taking the exams are also attention-seeking. so, i've decided spare yu from all the verbal diarrhoea.
if yu want more exam and/or non-exam tips, just purchase the book from all good bookstores.
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maybe we should have spent our time indulging in this instead. that explains for our math paper two journey earlier today being fraught with adversities.
but oh well, what's done is done. can't help it if we sincerely enjoy helping people can we? particularly since we're the exam gurus.
goodnight! this entry is so crappy i feel like crying looking at it.